Recap #214: Necromentia (2009)
Dove recaps Necromentia (2009) wherein: demons are dicks, humans don’t decompose, lawyers can’t be trusted, singing pigs are massively dodgy, and I hope JC is still talking to me.
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Dove recaps Necromentia (2009) wherein: demons are dicks, humans don’t decompose, lawyers can’t be trusted, singing pigs are massively dodgy, and I hope JC is still talking to me.
Continue readingTitle: Teen Wolf Too (1987) Summary: Todd Howard is a Hamilton University freshman with a full athletic scholarship: only
Continue readingDove recaps Child’s Play 2 (1990) (and JC from Oh God Why?! Nostalgia weighs in), wherein Chucky is even more vicious, Andy is a much better actor, and the adults are useless, but that’s ok, we’ve got Kyle, the coolest female in any horror movie ever.
Continue readingAnd now for something special! JC of Oh God Why?! Nostalgia and Dove are recapping the entire Child’s Play series together! Here JC recaps the first installment for your reading pleasure!
Continue readingTitle: Cursed (2005) Summary: A werewolf loose in Los Angeles changes the lives of three young adults who, after being mauled
Continue readingTitle: Mr. Boogedy (1986) Summary: The Davis family, who have recently moved to Lucifer Falls, realize that not all is
Continue readingTitle: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) (theatrically: Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI) Summary: The writers
Continue readingDove recaps The Hole (2001) wherein everyone over the age of eighteen is absolutely incapable of rational thought, and those under that age are terrifying.
Continue readingTitle: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1985) (aka Part V) Summary: Still haunted by his past, Tommy Jarvis – who,
Continue readingTitle: Jurassic Park (1993) Summary: Genetically engineered dinosaurs run amok at a tycoon’s island amusement park. Tagline: An adventure 65 million years
Continue readingTitle: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) (aka Part IV) Summary: After being mortally wounded and taken to the
Continue readingTitle: Friday the 13th Part III-3D (Out of eleventy-billion, am I right?) [Wing: Pretty much.] Summary: A carefree summer becomes a
Continue readingTitle: Teen Wolf (1985) Summary: What’s a high school kid got to do to be popular? Just let down his
Continue readingDove recaps her most beloved horror movie, A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). It’s a love fest. From beginning to end.
Continue readingTitle: The Howling Summary: After a bizarre and near fatal encounter with a serial killer, a television newswoman is sent
Continue readingTitle: Friday the 13th Part 2 (I guess we’re not into Roman numerals yet?) [Wing: Well, the cover image I have
Continue readingTitle: Friday the 13th – Uncut Deluxe Edition Summary: RIP into a chilling new UNCUT DELUXE EDITION of Friday the
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