Category: Movie Recaps

Recap #214: Necromentia (2009)

Posted on 14 March 20196 August 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps Necromentia (2009) wherein: demons are dicks, humans don’t decompose, lawyers can’t be trusted, singing pigs are massively dodgy, and I hope JC is still talking to me.

Recap #207: Teen Wolf Too (1987)

Posted on 20 January 201913 April 2019 by bat

Title: Teen Wolf Too (1987) Summary: Todd Howard is a Hamilton University freshman with a full athletic scholarship: only

Recap #198: Child’s Play 2 (1990)

Posted on 26 November 201831 July 2019 by Dove

Dove recaps Child’s Play 2 (1990) (and JC from Oh God Why?! Nostalgia weighs in), wherein Chucky is even more vicious, Andy is a much better actor, and the adults are useless, but that’s ok, we’ve got Kyle, the coolest female in any horror movie ever.

Recap #194: Child’s Play (1988)

Posted on 9 November 201812 November 2018 by JC

And now for something special! JC of Oh God Why?! Nostalgia and Dove are recapping the entire Child’s Play series together! Here JC recaps the first installment for your reading pleasure!

Recap #190: Cursed (2005)

Posted on 24 October 201831 July 2019 by Wing

Title: Cursed (2005) Summary: A werewolf loose in Los Angeles changes the lives of three young adults who, after being mauled

Recap #189: Halloween Extravaganza 2018: Mr. Boogedy (1986)

Posted on 22 October 20186 August 2019 by bat

Title: Mr. Boogedy (1986) Summary: The Davis family, who have recently moved to Lucifer Falls, realize that not all is

Recap #188: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)

Posted on 13 October 20186 August 2019 by Virgin

Title: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) (theatrically: Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI) Summary: The writers

Recap #174: The Hole (2001)

Posted on 7 August 201816 January 2021 by Dove

Dove recaps The Hole (2001) wherein everyone over the age of eighteen is absolutely incapable of rational thought, and those under that age are terrifying.

Recap #161: Friday the 13th: A New Beginning

Posted on 13 June 20186 August 2019 by Virgin

Title: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1985) (aka Part V) Summary: Still haunted by his past, Tommy Jarvis – who,

Recap #159: Jurassic Park (1993)

Posted on 11 June 20186 August 2019 by Wing

Title: Jurassic Park (1993) Summary: Genetically engineered dinosaurs run amok at a tycoon’s island amusement park. Tagline: An adventure 65 million years