Author: bat

I am a teenage vampire at heart, though my fashion sense has thankfully moved beyond the 1980s. I recap movies because the world needs more snarky commentary on the internet.

Recap #347: Surprise Wing Birthday Snark! At The Moon: Lunar Pursuit (2024)

Posted on 13 January 202512 January 2025 by bat

Title: Lunar Pursuit (2024) Summary: Numerous nights of endless killings lead to an unexpected investigation. Notes: The description box says

Recap #346: The Werewolf of Washington (1973)

Posted on 15 November 202413 November 2024 by bat

Title: The Werewolf of Washington (1973) Summary: A reporter who had an affair with the President’s daughter returns from an assignment

Recap #339: Werewolves on Wheels (1971)

Posted on 27 November 202326 November 2023 by bat

Title: Werewolves on Wheels (1971) Summary: The Devil’s Advocates, a biker gang, ride through the barren Californian desert until they

Recap #325: Ginger Snaps (2000)

Posted on 6 January 20236 January 2023 by bat

Title: Ginger Snaps (2000) Summary: Two death-obsessed sisters, outcasts in their suburban neighborhood, must deal with the tragic consequences when

Recap #318: La Noche de Walpurgis / Walpurgis Night (1972)

Posted on 8 November 20227 November 2022 by bat

Title: La Noche de Walpurgis / Walpurgis Night / The Werewolf vs The Vampire Woman (US title) / Shadow of

Recap #317: Lifeforce (1985)

Posted on 31 October 202231 October 2022 by bat

Title: Lifeforce (1985) Summary: IT’S VAMPIRES. BUT IN SPACE. Tagline: The Cinematic Sci-Fi event of the Eighties [What a goddamn

Recap #293: Bad Moon (1996)

Posted on 19 November 202112 December 2021 by bat

Title: Bad Moon (1996) Summary: After being bitten by a werewolf in the jungle, Ted looks for a cure. His

Recap #291: Rock’N’Roll Nightmare (1987)

Posted on 13 October 202113 October 2021 by bat

Title: Rock’N’Roll Nightmare (1987) Summary: At a farmhouse in the middle of nowhere, a hopeful hair-metal band seeking inspiration to record

An American Werewolf in London Theatrical Poster

Recap #288: An American Werewolf in London (1981)

Posted on 23 July 202121 July 2021 by bat

bat recaps An American Werewolf in London and the special effects plus the use of tropes (or what would later become tropes) are wonderful.

Recap #279: Social Distance Snarking: My Demon Lover (1987)

Posted on 16 October 20208 October 2020 by bat

Title: My Demon Lover (1987) Summary: A homeless street musician becomes a demon when sexually aroused. (THIS IS THE LITERAL SYNOPSIS!

Recap #272: Flatliners (1990)

Posted on 10 August 20209 August 2020 by bat

Title: Flatliners (1990) Tagline: Some lines shouldn’t be crossed. Summary: Third-year medical students decide to play with life and death, “flatlining” themselves