Recap #108: The Forbidden Game #3: The Kill by LJ Smith
The Author: L.J. Smith, who finally ditched the ridiculous descriptions and probably realized what she did with Dee in the
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They’re in fucking Europe. They’re always in fucking Europe.
The Author: L.J. Smith, who finally ditched the ridiculous descriptions and probably realized what she did with Dee in the
Continue readingThe Author: Who uses really oddball descriptions of things, repeatedly. Seriously. What the hell are spaniel eyes? Maybe? I don’t
Continue readingDove recaps her most beloved horror movie, A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). It’s a love fest. From beginning to end.
Continue readingThe Author: LJ Smith was never part of my reading repertoire when I was younger. In fact I never even
Continue readingTitle: Silent Stalker by R. T. Cusick Summary: Trapped in a madman’s castle, a young girl must fight to save
Continue readingTitle: Identity Theft by Anna Davies Summary: Hayley is going to have the best year ever. After years of careful planning,
Continue readingDove recaps Wickedpedia by Chris van Etten, one of the new Point Horrors, that address the injustice of the lack of diversity of leads in PH: we need MOAR WHITE MALES. And that’s probably the least shitty thing about this book. Brace yourself.
Continue readingDove recaps Fatal Secrets by Richie Tankersley Cusick, the love child of Cusick’s meandering dirge and Michael Bay’s assumption that explosions will fix everything.
Continue readingDove recaps The Dead Game by A Bates, wherein an awfully boring game escalates to… well, Point Horror wackiness, as usual.
Continue readingTitle: The Surfer by Linda Cargill Summary: Surf’s up. You’re dead. Jessie has never seen the daring beauty on the
Continue readingDove recaps Return of the Vampire (Vampire Series: Book 2) by Caroline B. Cooney, where Devnee trades humans not for popularity like Althea, but for beauty. It goes about as well as can be expected.
Continue readingTitle: The Waitress by Sinclair Smith Summary: The food is great. The service is deadly. Dying for a good meal?
Continue readingDove recaps My Secret Admirer by Carol Ellis with is probably the tropiest of all the Point Horrors, but has a good lead character and a cool setting.
Continue readingDove recaps Help Wanted by Richie Tankersley Cusick and has to resort to bullet points, as this book has a lot going on, most of which is silly, pointless, or offensive.
Continue readingTitle: 13 Tales of Horror edited by T Pines Summary: Can you face your worst nightmare? These thirteen horror stories guarantee
Continue readingDove recaps a Point Horror staple, The Cheerleader (Vampire Series: Book 1) by Caroline B. Cooney, where Althea trades humans for popularity, and it’s kind of awesome.
Continue readingTitle: 13 Tales of Horror edited by T Pines Summary: Can you face your worst nightmare? These thirteen horror stories guarantee
Continue readingTitle: BEACH PARTY by R.L. Stine (Not to be confused with BEACH HOUSE, which we already recapped. Unfortunately.) [Dove: What
Continue readingDove recaps The Mall by Richie Tankersley Cusick, which is literally the best and worst thing Cusick has ever written. This causes Dove to explode with rage. Several times.
Continue readingTitle: The Diary by Sinclair Smith Summary: Was she going to die… again? Delia can’t stop reading the old diary
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