trope: Dun-Dun-DUNNNNN!

Cliffhanger endings of chapters for no reason other than to build false tension and piss Dove and Wing the hell off.

Recap #339: Werewolves on Wheels (1971)

Title: Werewolves on Wheels (1971) Summary: The Devil’s Advocates, a biker gang, ride through the barren Californian desert until they

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Recap #336: Goosebumps: A Really Exciting Night by R.L. Stine

Title: Goosebumps – A Really Exciting Night, a.k.a. “My Dinner With Edward” Author: R.L. Stine Illustrator: Luca Poli Summary: This

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Recap #329: Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark by Alvin Schwartz Part 1

Title: Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark, a.k.a. “The Big Toe Is A Metaphor For Climate Change” Author: Alvin

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Recap #324: Jude’s Petrifying Present ~ Goosebumps Creepstakes: Something Evil, Something Cruel by R.L. Stine and Matt Hurt

Title: Goosebumps Creepstakes – Something Evil, Something Cruel a.k.a. “I’d Make A ‘Pony.Mov’ Joke But Fuck That Guy” Authors: R.L.

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Recap #323: Jude’s Dreaming Of A Green Christmas ~ Goosebumps: Don’t Open The Monster Blood! by R.L. Stine

Title: Goosebumps – Don’t Open The Monster Blood!, a.k.a. “SHADY PINES, GRANDPA!” Author: R.L. Stine Initial Thoughts Oh, Stine thinks

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Recap #317: Lifeforce (1985)

Title: Lifeforce (1985) Summary: IT’S VAMPIRES. BUT IN SPACE. Tagline: The Cinematic Sci-Fi event of the Eighties [What a goddamn

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Door of Death Cover Art by Karen Chandler

Recap #316: Fear Street Sagas #15: Door of Death by Eric Weiner

Title: Fear Street Sagas #15 – Door of Death, a.k.a. “Guess Who’s Coming To Backwards Supper?” Author: Eric Weiner Cover

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