Recap #291: Rock’N’Roll Nightmare (1987)
Title: Rock’N’Roll Nightmare (1987) Summary: At a farmhouse in the middle of nowhere, a hopeful hair-metal band seeking inspiration to record
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Because why stick to what was said last chapter? Or even last sentence. Make it up as you. If your lead character says it, it MAKES IT SO!
Title: Rock’N’Roll Nightmare (1987) Summary: At a farmhouse in the middle of nowhere, a hopeful hair-metal band seeking inspiration to record
Continue readingJude recaps Goosebumps Series 2000 13: Return to Horrorland by R.L. Stine and, as always, people choose to return to a place where they nearly died. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING.
Continue readingTitle: Flatliners (1990) Tagline: Some lines shouldn’t be crossed. Summary: Third-year medical students decide to play with life and death, “flatlining” themselves
Continue readingTitle: Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) Summary: A high school senior class trip turns into Murder Party
Continue readingSocial Distance Snarking Title: Chopping Mall (1986) Summary: Sexy after-hours party held by employees in a goddamn mall is interrupted
Continue readingTitle: Nightmare Hall #15 Truth or Die Author: Diane Hoh (Nola Thacker) Summary: It begins as a game. When
Continue readingJC recaps Seed of Chucky (2004), wherein the 4th wall doesn’t so much get broken as sledgehammered, put through a woodchipper, burned to ashes, and buried in an unmarked grave.
Continue readingDove recaps Bride of Chucky (1998) wherein we’re supposed to believe the Jennifer Tilly wants to be Katherine Heigl?
Continue readingJude recaps the penultimate Graveyard School book, Creature Teacher by Tom B. Stone and no one is ready to say good-bye to this series.
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Continue readingWing recaps The Last Vampire 8 | Thirst 4: The Shadow of Death chapters 15-21 and Sita is holding the idiot ball waaaaay too much of the time. Also: some people die.
Continue readingJude recaps Graveyard School 24: Scream Around The Campfire by Tom B. Stone. Time shenanigans! Monsters! Campfire tales coming true! It’s amazing, ridiculous fun.
Continue readingJude recaps Graveyard School 19: The Gator Ate Her by Tom B. Stone
Continue readingJude recaps Graveyard School 18: The Dead Sox by Tom B. Stone and the baseball pun is right there in the title.
Continue readingJC of Oh God Why?! Nostalgia recaps Child’s Play 3, wherein Chucky wears lipstick, Andy gets a haircut, and the grand finale takes place in an improbably detailed wild mouse coaster.
Continue readingDove recaps Necromentia (2009) wherein: demons are dicks, humans don’t decompose, lawyers can’t be trusted, singing pigs are massively dodgy, and I hope JC is still talking to me.
Continue readingDove recaps After the Hole by Guy Burt, and after fifteen years still isn’t really sure what happened down there
Continue readingTitle: Nightmare Hall #10: Sorority Sister by Diane Hoh Summary: When Maxie McKeon pledges Omega Phi Delta, she figures she’s
Continue readingTitle: Nightmare Hall #9: The Night Walker by Diane Hoh Summary: Quinn Hadley is sure she must be the only
Continue readingTitle: Nightmare Hall #8: The Experiment Summary: Professor Maximillian DeLure. Award-winning poet, scientist, and professor at Salem University. Dark, sexy,
Continue readingTitle: The Scream Team by Diane Hoh Summary: Delle has always been a cheerleader. And so she wants more than
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