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Recap #241: Skinwalkers (2006) by on 13 October 2019

Wing recaps Skinwalkers (2006) and THEY’RE WEREWOLVES NOT SKINWALKERS WTF. Also: plot holes, unsurprising plot twists, great bat comments, and Wing goes off on a sexualized female werewolf tanget.

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Recap #210: Rumic World: The Laughing Target by Rumiko Takahashi by on 13 February 2019

Title: The Laughing Target, a.k.a. “Yandere Saga” Writer/Artist: Rumiko Takahashi Summary: Yuzuru was an average teenager who had almost forgotten that he was betrothed to Azusa when he was only 6! Now arriving to claim what she feels is rightfully hers, only Satomi (Yuzuru’s current girl friend) stands in her way… and with the mysterious OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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No Means No Hood

Recap #208: Grimm Fairy Tales #1: Red Riding Hood by Joe Tyler and Ralph Tedesco by on 6 February 2019

Grimm Fairy Tales #1 – Red Riding Hood, a.k.a. “Little Red Abstinent Hood” Writers: Joe Tyler & Ralph Tedesco Pencils: Joe Dodd Inks: Justin Holman Colorist: Lisa Lubera Designers: Jeffrey Ariola & Jason Sorrenti Cover Artists: Al Rio (R.I.P.) and Tom Smith Editor: J.C. Brusha Summary: Exploring the connection between sex and violence, the adaption OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)

Recap #188: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) by on 13 October 2018

Title: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) (theatrically: Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI) Summary: The writers pretend the events of the previous film (or two) were some sort of fever dream and decide that Tommy Jarvis (now version 3.0!) should inadvertently help resurrect our dead anti-hero, Jason Voorhees. Jason is really OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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The Hole (2001)

Recap #174: The Hole (2001) by on 7 August 2018

Dove recaps The Hole (2001) wherein everyone over the age of eighteen is absolutely incapable of rational thought, and those under that age are terrifying.

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Recap #161: Friday the 13th: A New Beginning by on 13 June 2018

Title: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1985) (aka Part V) Summary: Still haunted by his past, Tommy Jarvis – who, as a child, killed Jason Voorhees – wonders if the serial killer is connected to a series of brutal murders occurring in and around the secluded halfway house where he now lives. Tagline: The mindless, murderous OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Friday the 13th The Final Chapter

Recap #137: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter by on 13 March 2018

Title: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) (aka Part IV) Summary: After being mortally wounded and taken to the morgue, murderer Jason Voorhees spontaneously revives and embarks on a killing spree as he makes his way back to his home at Camp Crystal Lake. Tagline: Jason’s Back, and this is the one you’ve been OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Cover of The Last Vampire by Christopher Pike

Recap #126: The Last Vampire by Christopher Pike by on 15 January 2018

Title: The Last Vampire by Christopher Pike Summary: Alisa Perne is the last vampire. Beautiful and brilliant, she hunts alone, living among humans, living off humans. But someone is stalking her. Someone wants her dead. And Alisa has a choice to make – to keep a long held promise or protect the mortal she seems OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #115: Friday the 13th, Part III 3D by on 13 December 2017

Title: Friday the 13th Part III-3D (Out of eleventy-billion, am I right?) [Wing: Pretty much.] Summary: A carefree summer becomes a deadly nightmare for another group of naïve counselors who choose to ignore Camp Crystal Lake’s gruesome legacy. They find themselves in a bloody game of cat-and-mouse with the maniacal Jason who stalks their every move… OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #102: Teen Wolf (1985) by on 4 November 2017

Title: Teen Wolf (1985) Summary: What’s a high school kid got to do to be popular? Just let down his hair and howl! Starring Michael J. Fox, Teen Wolf is an outrageous comedy about a shy teenager with more than a changing voice to contend with… he’s a budding young werewolf! And when his new-found OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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The Howling cover werewolf claws tearing through a solid sheet and a woman's screaming face behind it

Recap #94: The Howling (1981) by on 5 October 2017

Title: The Howling Summary: After a bizarre and near fatal encounter with a serial killer, a television newswoman is sent to a remote mountain resort whose residents may not be what they seem. Tagline: Imagine your worst fear a reality. [Wing: Worst fear. Right.] [Bat: Being a werewolf isn’t my worst fear…] Initial Thoughts This OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #87: Friday the 13th, Part 2! by on 13 September 2017

Title: Friday the 13th Part 2 (I guess we’re not into Roman numerals yet?) [Wing: Well, the cover image I have is into Roman numerals, but there are a bunch out there without it.] Summary: Get ready for twice the terror with Friday the 13th Part 2: Deluxe Edition! Fives years after the massacre at Camp OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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cover of The Reading Buddy by Bryce Gibson, has a figure in a black coat with its hood up carrying an ax, with the title and author information printed over it

Recap #77: The Reading Buddy by Bryce Gibson by on 3 August 2017

Title: The Reading Buddy by Bryce Gibson Summary: A SET OF keys jangled in my hand. The keys were my lifeline. One of them would be what saved the day. I held onto them as tightly as I could. I was being followed. The man running behind me was my stepdad, Morris Heyward. He was holding OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #68: Friday the 13th (Uncut Deluxe Edition) by on 13 June 2017

Title: Friday the 13th – Uncut Deluxe Edition Summary: RIP into a chilling new UNCUT DELUXE EDITION of Friday the 13th. With the addition of unrated footage, and insightful specials features, plunge deeper into the film that spawned eleven sequels and the genre’s unstoppable bad guy, Jason Voorhees. A new owner and several young counselors OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Whisper of Death by Christopher Pike

Recap #49: Whisper of Death by Christopher Pike by on 14 November 2016

Title: Whisper of Death by Christopher Pike Summary: Returning home one day, Roxanne and Pepper find their small town – and surrounding towns – empty. Finally they find three other teens and realize that all five are each connected through the death of Betty Sue, the plain, shy girl who committed suicide only three months OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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The Cheerleader by Caroline B. Cooney

Recap #26: The Cheerleader (Vampire Series: Book 1) by Caroline B. Cooney by on 7 December 2015

Dove recaps a Point Horror staple, The Cheerleader (Vampire Series: Book 1) by Caroline B. Cooney, where Althea trades humans for popularity, and it’s kind of awesome.

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Weekend by Christopher Pike

Recap #13: Weekend by Christopher Pike by on 1 September 2014

Title: Weekend by Christopher Pike Summary: The weekend in Mexico sounded like a dream vacation. Four guys, five girls–and a gorgeous ocean-side mansion all to themselves. It should have been perfect. Except nothing was going the way they’d planned. There was the girl upstairs who was fighting for her life. The phone lines that went OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Arcadia 1: Nightmare Inn by T. S. Rue

Recap #8: Arcadia 1: Nightmare Inn by T. S. Rue by on 3 August 2014

Dove recaps Nightmare Inn and begins an exciting obsession with the ISUZU TROOPER, BITCHES! Also: time travel, love beads, hippies and murder. But mostly the ISUZU TROOPER.

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Trick or Treat by Richie Tankersley Cusick

Recap #3: Trick or Treat by Richie Tankersley Cusick by on 25 January 2013

Dove recaps Trick or Treat where we meet Martha who is literally the worst. And she is honestly surprised that someone wants to kill her. Dove is honestly surprised that only one person wants to kill her.

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