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Recap #246: Nightmare Hall 14: The Initiation by Diane Hoh by on 21 November 2019

Wing recaps Nightmare Hall 14: The Initiation by Diane Hoh and wants to punch the protagonist in the mouth. A lot. BECAUSE SHE WON’T STOP LYING TO PEOPLE WTF.

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Recap #241: Skinwalkers (2006) by on 13 October 2019

Wing recaps Skinwalkers (2006) and THEY’RE WEREWOLVES NOT SKINWALKERS WTF. Also: plot holes, unsurprising plot twists, great bat comments, and Wing goes off on a sexualized female werewolf tanget.

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Recap #236: The Last Vampire #8 | Thirst #4: The Shadow of Death by Christopher Pike (Part Three) by on 15 August 2019

Wing recaps The Last Vampire 8 | Thirst 4: The Shadow of Death chapters 15-21 and Sita is holding the idiot ball waaaaay too much of the time. Also: some people die.

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Recap #233: The Last Vampire #8 | Thirst #4: The Shadow of Death by Christopher Pike (Part Two) by on 1 August 2019

Wing recaps The Last Vampire 8 | Thirst 4: The Shadow of Death by Christopher Pike (chapters 8-14) and not only do we have body swaps but now we have SEKRIT IDENTITIES and SURPRISE RETURNS and MORE.

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Spellbound by Christopher Pike

Recap #196: Spellbound by Christopher Pike by on 15 November 2018

Title: Spellbound by Christopher Pike Summary: No one knew how the girl had died. They found Karen Holly in the mountain stream, her skull crushed. There was only one witness to the tragedy, Karen’s boyfriend, Jason Whitfield. He said a grizzly had killed her. But a lot of people didn’t believe him. They thought Jason OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #190: Cursed (2005) by on 24 October 2018

Title: Cursed (2005) Summary: A werewolf loose in Los Angeles changes the lives of three young adults who, after being mauled by the beast, learn that the only way to break the curse put upon them is to kill the one who started it all! [Wing: There is so much wrong with this summary.] [bat: It OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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The Eternal Dawn by Christopher Pike

Recap #173: The Last Vampire 7 | Thirst 3: The Eternal Dawn by Christopher Pike by on 5 August 2018

Title: The Eternal Dawn by Christopher Pike Summary: Alisa has spent the past five thousand years as a vampire, living alone and fighting for survival. In her loneliness, Alisa cannot resist bringing Teri—a descendant of her human family—into her life. But Alisa is surrounded by death and destruction, and just by knowing Alisa, Teri’s life is OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Last Vampire 6: Creatures of Forever by Christopher Pike

Recap #162: The Last Vampire #6: Creatures of Forever by Christopher Pike by on 15 June 2018

Title: The Last Vampire #6: Creatures of Forever by Christopher Pike Summary: Alisa has fought every battle, against evil, against hate, and even against death itself. Now she nears the end of her incredibly long life and another unexpected force emerges to destroy her, or perhaps save her. But this force… is unlike anything she OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #159: Jurassic Park (1993) by on 11 June 2018

Title: Jurassic Park (1993) Summary: Genetically engineered dinosaurs run amok at a tycoon’s island amusement park. Tagline: An adventure 65 million years in the making Initial Thoughts TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO I GOT THE GREATEST GIFT: JURASSIC PARK. Of all the things I’ve recapped that I love, this may be the one I love most. Yes, even more OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Last Vampire 5: Evil Thirst by Christopher Pike

Recap #155: The Last Vampire #5: Evil Thirst by Christopher Pike by on 15 May 2018

Title: Last Vampire #5: Evil Thirst by Christopher Pike Summary: Alisa’s daughter, Kalika, a bloodthirsty monster with powers far beyond Alisa’s, is gone. It is Alisa’s task to track her down and destroy her. Yet Alisa still has trouble believing her daughter is totally evil. She still hopes to save Kalika, even if it means risking OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Last Vampire 4 Phantom by Christopher Pike

Recap #147: The Last Vampire #4: Phantom by Christopher Pike by on 15 April 2018

Title: Last Vampire #4: Phantom by Christopher Pike Summary: After five thousand years she was again mortal. The dead alchemist’s experiment has worked. Alisa is no longer a vampire, but a frail and confused human. Not only that — she is pregnant. The baby grows in her at supernatural speed. As the stranger watches. The stranger OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Diane Hoh Nightmare Hall 7: Sorority Sister

Recap #140: Nightmare Hall #10: Sorority Sister by Diane Hoh by on 19 March 2018

Title: Nightmare Hall #10: Sorority Sister by Diane Hoh Summary: When Maxie McKeon pledges Omega Phi Delta, she figures she’s got it made. She loves her new sisters. And everyone knows Omegas throw the best parties and go out with the cutest guys. But someone on campus isn’t crazy about the sorority. That person is OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Last Vampire 2 Black Blood by Christopher Pike

Recap #132: Last Vampire #2: Black Blood by Christopher Pike by on 15 February 2018

Title: Last Vampire #2: Black Blood by Christopher Pike Summary: Believing that she and her partner, Ray, are the last remaining vampires, five-thousand-year-old Alisa is stunned when she learns about a series of brutal murders in the United States that can only be the work of their own kind. Tagline: The wave of death spread like a OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #126: The Last Vampire by Christopher Pike by on 15 January 2018

Title: The Last Vampire by Christopher Pike Summary: Alisa Perne is the last vampire. Beautiful and brilliant, she hunts alone, living among humans, living off humans. But someone is stalking her. Someone wants her dead. And Alisa has a choice to make – to keep a long held promise or protect the mortal she seems OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #116: Class Trip II by Bebe Faas Rice by on 15 December 2017

Title: Class Trip II by Bebe Faas Rice Summary: Hallie and her friends are lost, stranded in Holyoake—a small town deep in the mountains. A town isolated from the rest of the world. A town that time has forgotten. At first, Hallie is charmed by Holyoake’s odd customs and old-fashioned ways. [Wing: LIES.] The townspeople are warm and OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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October Patreon Bonus Recap: Are You Afraid of the Dark? 01×01 The Tale of the Phantom Cab by on 29 November 2017

Submitted for the approval of the Devil’s Elbow Patreons, I call this post: The Recap of the Tale of the Phantom Cab. INITIAL THOUGHTS Are You Afraid of the Dark? was a horror anthology tv show that aired in the early 90s. The premise was that a group of teens are brought together by their OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #106: Fear Street #14: The Knife by R. L. Stine by on 15 November 2017

Title: Fear Street #14: The Knife by R. L. Stine Summary: Welcome to Fear Street Don’t listen to the stories they tell you about Fear Street. Wouldn’t you rather explore it yourself…and see if its dark terrors and unexplained mysteries are true? You’re not afraid, are you? Quiet — hospital! Sshh. There are a lot OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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