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Recap #247: Tales For The Midnight Hour by J.B. Stamper Part Two by Jude Deluca on 26 November 2019

Jude recaps Tales For The Midnight Hour by J.B. Stamper Part Two and somehow spends most of the time bored. Way to fail, Stamper.

Categories: Other Recaps

Tags: ableism, adults are useless, annoying main character, author: j. b. stamper, comments by wing, cool location, crazy means dangerous, needs more werewolves, questionable medical experiments, recaps by jude, science gone wrong, supernatural oooooh!, VAMPIRES, WHY IS IT ALWAYS COCKROACHES?!

Tropes: Cheer on the killer, cultural appropriation ahoy, DED FROM STUPID, detail your disability to me, Fuck My Little Pony! Friendship is not magic!, Gimme a blindfold and some stupidity, ME! It's all about ME!!!, Mental health: with tact and sensitivity, Mwahahahaha!, My that's awfully convenient, pointless foreshadowing for fun and profit, Red Herrings, This place deserves a lawsuit, Well that escalated quickly

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Recap #246: Nightmare Hall 14: The Initiation by Diane Hoh by Wing on 21 November 2019

Wing recaps Nightmare Hall 14: The Initiation by Diane Hoh and wants to punch the protagonist in the mouth. A lot. BECAUSE SHE WON’T STOP LYING TO PEOPLE WTF.

Categories: Nightmare Hall recaps

Tags: adults are idiots, adults are useless, annoying main character, author: diane hoh, bad bffs, crazy means dangerous, obvious red herring is obvious, recaps by wing, threats are practical jokes, weaksauce bad guy motivation, whimsical notes

Tropes: Cheer on the killer, DED FROM STUPID, Dun-Dun-DUNNNNN!, Fuck My Little Pony! Friendship is not magic!, Gimme a blindfold and some stupidity, Mental health: with tact and sensitivity, Mwahahahaha!, My that's awfully convenient, Oh you wacky kids with your hi-jinks and your pranks, pointless foreshadowing for fun and profit, Red Herrings, Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to fucking kill you, World of fail

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Recap #245: The Last Graveyard School Recap: #28 – The Spider Beside Her by Tom B. Stone by Jude Deluca on 1 November 2019

Jude recaps Graveyard School Recap: 28 – The Spider Beside Her by Tom B. Stone, and somehow, despite her terror, Wing enjoys it.

Categories: Graveyard School recaps

Tags: ableism, adults are absent, adults are useless, annoying main character, author: tom b stone, awesome creepy house, awesome lead characters, crazy means dangerous, good bffs, graveyard school, needs more vampires, needs more werewolves, recaps by jude, supernatural oooooh!, WHY IS IT ALWAYS SPIDERS

Tropes: Dun-Dun-DUNNNNN!, Fuck My Little Pony! Friendship is not magic!, Hypocrites are hypocritical, ME! It's all about ME!!!, Mental health: with tact and sensitivity, My that's awfully convenient, Oh you wacky kids with your hi-jinks and your pranks, Parents? What parents?, pointless foreshadowing for fun and profit, Well that escalated quickly

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Recap #244: Goosebumps Series 2000 #10: Headless Halloween by R.L. Stine by Jude Deluca on 31 October 2019

Title: Goosebumps Series 2000 #10 – Headless Halloween, a.k.a. “Brandon Did A Bad, Bad Thing” Author: R.L. Stine Cover Artist: Tim Jacobus Tagline: Talk about getting ahead! Summary: Frozen in silence, I squinted into the eerie, pale light. Hands popped up from beneath the ground. They shook off dirt and stretched. A dozen hands poked OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

Categories: Goosebumps Recaps

Tags: adults are helpful, adults are useless, annoying main character, author: r l stine, awesome creepy house, because goosebumps, cool location, goosebumps, recaps by jude, strong bad guy motivation, supernatural oooooh!, WHY IS IT ALWAYS COCKROACHES?!

Tropes: DED FROM STUPID, Dun-Dun-DUNNNNN!, Fuck My Little Pony! Friendship is not magic!, Gimme a blindfold and some stupidity, ME! It's all about ME!!!, Mwahahahaha!, My that's awfully convenient, Oh you wacky kids with your hi-jinks and your pranks, Parents? What parents?, physical payback for comedic laughs, pointless foreshadowing for fun and profit, Well that escalated quickly

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Recap #239: Goosebumps #16: One Day at HorrorLand by R.L. Stine by Jude Deluca on 12 September 2019

Jude recaps Goosebumps 16: One Day at HorrorLand by R.L. Stine.

Categories: Goosebumps Recaps

Tags: ableism, ACTUAL DEATHS!, ACTUAL WEREWOLVES!, adults are helpful, annoying cliff-hangers, annoying main character, author: r l stine, awesome lead characters, bad bffs, bad guys are stupid, cool location, goosebumps, recaps by jude, strong bad guy motivation, VAMPIRES, WHY IS IT ALWAYS SPIDERS

Tropes: DED FROM STUPID, Gimme a blindfold and some stupidity, He's dead! He's dead! HE'S FUCKING DEAD! ... oh wait he survived, Mwahahahaha!, My that's awfully convenient, Oh you wacky kids with your hi-jinks and your pranks, Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to fucking kill you, This recap is sponsored by the WWE, Well that escalated quickly, World of fail

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Recap #238: The Last Vampire #8 | Thirst #4: The Shadow of Death by Christopher Pike (Part Four) by Wing on 5 September 2019

Wing recaps the final part of The Last Vampire 8 | Thirst 4: The Shadow of Death by Christopher Pike AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT DOES EVERYTHING GO WRONG GODDAMN IT PIKE.

Categories: Other Recaps

Tags: ableism, ACTUAL DEATHS!, annoying main character, author: christopher pike, crazy means dangerous, racism, recaps by wing, supernatural oooooh!

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Recap #236: The Last Vampire #8 | Thirst #4: The Shadow of Death by Christopher Pike (Part Three) by Wing on 15 August 2019

Wing recaps The Last Vampire 8 | Thirst 4: The Shadow of Death chapters 15-21 and Sita is holding the idiot ball waaaaay too much of the time. Also: some people die.

Categories: Other Recaps

Tags: ACTUAL DEATHS!, annoying main character, author: christopher pike, awesome lead characters, cool location, crazy means dangerous, metaphor abuse, recaps by wing, supernatural oooooh!, VAMPIRES

Tropes: Continuity? Fuck that shit, DED FROM STUPID, Gimme a blindfold and some stupidity, Mental health: with tact and sensitivity, My that's awfully convenient, Racism: business as usual

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Recap #233: The Last Vampire #8 | Thirst #4: The Shadow of Death by Christopher Pike (Part Two) by Wing on 1 August 2019

Wing recaps The Last Vampire 8 | Thirst 4: The Shadow of Death by Christopher Pike (chapters 8-14) and not only do we have body swaps but now we have SEKRIT IDENTITIES and SURPRISE RETURNS and MORE.

Categories: Other Recaps

Tags: ACTUAL DEATHS!, annoying main character, author: christopher pike, awesome lead characters, cool location, recaps by wing, supernatural oooooh!, VAMPIRES

Tropes: DED FROM STUPID, I hate the hot chick! (And she hates me.), My that's awfully convenient

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Recap #231: Campfire Stories #1 by Don Oriolo and Vincent Scarpelli by Jude Deluca on 23 July 2019

Jude recaps Campfire Stories 1 by Don Oriolo and Vincent Scarpelli. Urban legends by the bucketful, and it’s great.

Categories: Other Recaps

Tags: ableism, adults are idiots, adults are useless, annoying main character, author: don oriolo, camping is murder, comics, crazy means dangerous, strong bad guy motivation, supernatural oooooh!

Tropes: Cheer on the killer, DED FROM STUPID, Dun-Dun-DUNNNNN!, Fuck My Little Pony! Friendship is not magic!, Gimme a blindfold and some stupidity, ME! It's all about ME!!!, Mental health: with tact and sensitivity, Mwahahahaha!, physical deformity for chills & thrills, pointless foreshadowing for fun and profit, Well that escalated quickly

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Recap #230: The Last Vampire #8 | Thirst #4: The Shadow of Death by Christopher Pike (Part One) by Wing on 18 July 2019

Wing recaps the first 7 chapters of The Last Vampire 8 | Thirst 4 The Shadow of Death by Christopher Pike. Body snatching, baby vampires, and ESP science ahoy!

Categories: Other Recaps

Tags: ACTUAL DEATHS!, adults are idiots, annoying main character, author: christopher pike, awesome lead characters, recaps by wing, supernatural oooooh!, VAMPIRES

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Recap #229: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #2: The Ghost in the Graveyard by Francine Pascal by Raven on 16 July 2019

Raven recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Edition 2: The Ghost in the Graveyard by Francine Pascal

Categories: Sweet Valley recaps

Tags: annoying main character, awesome lead characters, comments by dove, comments by wing, recaps by raven, supernatural oooooh!

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Recap #228: Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller #1: The Christmas Ghost by Francine Pascal by Dove on 11 July 2019

Dove recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chiller 1: The Christmas Ghost.

Categories: Sweet Valley recaps

Tags: annoying main character, author: francine pascal, awesome lead characters, comments by raven, comments by wing, recaps by dove, supernatural oooooh!

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Recap #226: Short And Shivery by Robert D. San Souci – Part 3 by Jude Deluca on 27 June 2019

Title: Short & Shivery a.k.a. “The Wide World of Horror” Author/Editor/Reteller: Robert D. San Souci Illustrator: Katherine Coville Summary: Everyone loves a spooky story. Don’t you? Welcome to a chilling world of hair-raising tales! The thirty stories in this book were gathered from around the world, selected for their ghastly details and terrifying twists. Come OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

Categories: Other Recaps

Tags: ACTUAL DEATHS!, ACTUAL WEREWOLVES!, adults are helpful, adults are useless, annoying main character, author: robert d san souci, awesome lead characters, good bffs, shady boyfriends, supernatural oooooh!, WHY IS IT ALWAYS SPIDERS

Tropes: Cheer on the killer, DED FROM STUPID, Dun-Dun-DUNNNNN!, Gimme a blindfold and some stupidity, He's the killer! He's the killer! He's … my LOVAH!, I beat you because I love you, ME! It's all about ME!!!, My that's awfully convenient, pointless foreshadowing for fun and profit, Racism: business as usual, Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to fucking kill you, This place deserves a lawsuit, Well that escalated quickly

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Recap #225: Give Yourself Goosebumps Special Edition #8: Weekend at Poison Lake by R.L. Stine by Jude Deluca on 13 June 2019

Jude recaps Give Yourself Goosebumps Special Edition 8: Weekend at Poison Lake by R.L. Stine. So much poisoned water, so little time.

Categories: Goosebumps Recaps

Tags: adults are helpful, annoying main character, cool location, give yourself goosebumps, goosebumps, recaps by jude, strong bad guy motivation, weaksauce bad guy motivation

Tropes: Dun-Dun-DUNNNNN!, Gimme a blindfold and some stupidity, He's dead! He's dead! HE'S FUCKING DEAD! ... oh wait he survived, McGuffin ahoy!, Mwahahahaha!, My that's awfully convenient, Parents? What parents?, physical deformity for chills & thrills, pointless foreshadowing for fun and profit, This place deserves a lawsuit, Well that escalated quickly

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Recap #222: Tales for the Midnight Hour by J.B. Stamper Part 1 by Jude Deluca on 23 May 2019

Title: Tales for the Midnight Hour Author: Judith Bauer “J.B.” Stamper Initial Thoughts As part of my attempt to start off Year Three on the right foot, I’ll be reviewing one of my favorites of the Point Horror collection. Though this book was originally published back in 1977, which I believe predates the inception of OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

Categories: Point Horror Recaps

Tags: ableism, annoying main character, author: j. b. stamper, awesome creepy house, mummies, needs more werewolves, recaps by jude, strong bad guy motivation, supernatural oooooh!

Tropes: Cheer on the killer, cultural appropriation ahoy, DED FROM STUPID, Mental health: with tact and sensitivity

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Recap #219: The Witching Hour #1 by Jude Deluca on 2 May 2019

Jude recaps The Witching Hour 1.

Categories: Other Recaps

Tags: ableism, ACTUAL DEATHS!, adults are absent, adults are useless, annoying main character, awesome lead characters, comics, cool location, crazy means dangerous, DC Comics recaps, needs more werewolves, recaps by jude, shady boyfriends, strong bad guy motivation, supernatural oooooh!, witches

Tropes: Cheer on the killer, DED FROM STUPID, Dun-Dun-DUNNNNN!, Gimme a blindfold and some stupidity, McGuffin ahoy!, ME! It's all about ME!!!, Mental health: with tact and sensitivity, Mwahahahaha!, My that's awfully convenient, Oh you wacky kids with your hi-jinks and your pranks, Parents? What parents?, physical deformity for chills & thrills, pointless foreshadowing for fun and profit, Racism: business as usual, Well that escalated quickly

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Recap #217: Short And Shivery by Robert D. San Souci – Part 2 by Jude Deluca on 16 April 2019

Categories: Other Recaps

Tags: ableism, annoying main character, author: robert d san souci, awesome creepy house, awesome lead characters, comments by wing, fairy tales, needs more werewolves, recaps by jude, supernatural oooooh!, VAMPIRES, weaksauce bad guy motivation

Tropes: cultural appropriation ahoy, DED FROM STUPID, Fuck My Little Pony! Friendship is not magic!, Gimme a blindfold and some stupidity, He's the killer! He's the killer! He's … my LOVAH!, I hate the hot chick! (And she hates me.), ME! It's all about ME!!!, Mental health: with tact and sensitivity, physical deformity for chills & thrills, This place deserves a lawsuit, Well that escalated quickly

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Recap #213: Short & Shivery by Robert D. San Souci – Part One by Jude Deluca on 28 February 2019

Jude recaps Short & Shivery by Robert D. San Souci and we get 10 creepy short stories that may or may not be familiar.

Categories: Other Recaps

Tags: ACTUAL DEATHS!, adults are helpful, adults are idiots, adults are useless, annoying main character, author: robert d san souci, awesome creepy house, awesome lead characters, comments by wing, fairy tales, good bffs, shady boyfriends, strong bad guy motivation, supernatural oooooh!, weaksauce bad guy motivation, witches

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Recap #212: Goosebumps Series 2000 #22: Full Moon Fever by R.L. Stine by Jude Deluca on 26 February 2019

Jude recaps Goosebumps Series 2000 22: Full Moon Fever by R.L. Stine. Beware monsters, angry kids, and misreading wrappers.

Categories: Goosebumps Recaps

Tags: ableism, ACTUAL WEREWOLVES!, adults are helpful, adults are useless, annoying cliff-hangers, annoying main character, author: r l stine, comments by wing, crazy means dangerous, goosebumps, obvious red herring is obvious, recaps by jude, supernatural oooooh!, weaksauce bad guy motivation, witches

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Recap #211: Scary Godmother: Bloody Valentine Special by Jill Thompson by Jude Deluca on 14 February 2019

Title: Scary Godmother – My Bloody Valentine Writer/Artist: Jill Thompson Summary: N/A Initial Thoughts Following up on my recap of the holiday story last month, here’s the obligatory Scary Godmother Valentine’s special. Because Vamlumtime’s is Serious Times! This issue puts the spotlight on Count Max and Ruby, the King and Queen of the Night, as OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

Categories: Other Recaps

Tags: ACTUAL WEREWOLVES!, adults are helpful, annoying main character, author: jill thompson, awesome creepy house, awesome lead characters, comics, comments by wing, good bffs, recaps by jude, Scary Godmother recaps, supernatural oooooh!, VAMPIRES

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