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Recap #192: Confessions of a Teenage Vampire: Zombie Saturday Night by West and Ellis by on 6 November 2018

Title: Confessions of a Teenage Vampire – Zombie Saturday Night Writer: Terry M. West Penciller: Steven A. Ellis Inkers: Richard Perrota and Ravil Lopez Letterer: Fred Van Lente Colorists: Kent Marquart, Ryan Dunlavey, Leon Allen, Michelle Wulfson Cover Art: Steve Ellis and Stew Noack Editor: Bonnie Bader Summary: My life has really changed since I OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #186: Bart Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror #17 by on 4 October 2018

Title: The Simpsons’ Treehouse of Horror #17 Summary: Prepare for a trilogy of Halloween treats in this year’s terrifying Treehouse of Horror! First, punk rock pixie and Go-Gos founding member Jane Wieldlin (Lady Robotika) leads Marge down the path of the walking dead; then, Zander Cannon and Gene Ha (Top Ten) offer up a remake, Simpsons-style, OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #181: Deadtime Stories #10: Grandpa’s Monster Movies by A.G. Cascone by on 12 September 2018

Title: Deadtime Stories #10 – Grandpa’s Monster Movies, a.k.a. “A Nightmare on Green Acres” Author: A.G. Cascone, a.k.a. Annette and Gina Cascone Cover Artist: ??? Tagline: The midnight show is a scream. Summary: Home movies can be a horror! C.T. and his cousin Lea are staying at their grandparents’ old farmhouse. It’s Grandpa’s seventieth birthday, OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Confessions of a Teenage Vampire: The Turning by West and Ellis

Recap #171: Confessions of a Teenage Vampire: The Turning by West and Ellis by on 31 July 2018

Title: Confessions of a Teenage Vampire #1 – The Turning Writer: Terry West Penciller: Steve Ellis Inkers: Rich Perrota and Ravil Lopez Letterer: Fred Van Lente Colorist: Michelle Wulf and Ryan Dunlavey Summary: I used to be a pretty average teenager. True, I didn’t haprves tons of friends, and I liked studying history, but I OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #169: Graveyard School #9: The Abominable Snow Monster by Tom B. Stone by on 24 July 2018

Title: Graveyard School #9 – The Abominable Snow Monster, a.k.a. “Where’s Global Warming When You Need It?” Author: Tom B. Stone, a.k.a. Nola Thacker, a.k.a. D.E. Athkins Cover Artist: Came DeLeon Summary: There Must Have Been Some Magic… Kyle’s convinced – he’s created a monster! But what else is there to do when Grove Hill OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Escape of the He-Beast by Mark Garro

Recap #168: Ghosts of Fear Street #31: Escape of the He-Beast by Page McBrier by on 17 July 2018

Title: Ghosts of Fear Street #31 – Escape of the He-Beast, a.k.a. “Hecula the He-Beast #32 – Death by Dying” Author: Page McBrier Cover Artist: Happy Boy Pat (Published), Mark Garro (Original) Tagline: This Monster Is Real – Real Hungry! Summary: He’s hairy. He’s scary. He’s escaped. He is Hecula the He-Beast – the coolest OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Nightmare Hall - Monster by Diane Hoh

Recap #164: Nightmare Hall #13: Monster by Diane Hoh/Barbara Steiner by on 21 June 2018

Title: Nightmare Hall #13: Monster Summary: Rumors are flying around Salem U. Stories about a monster roaming the campus. Tales of students viciously attacked in the dead of night. Abby McDonald thinks it’s all nonsense. A fraternity prank. A drama major giving an unusual “performance”. She has too much on her mind to worry about OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Jurassic Park 25th anniversary

Recap #159: Jurassic Park (1993) by on 11 June 2018

Title: Jurassic Park (1993) Summary: Genetically engineered dinosaurs run amok at a tycoon’s island amusement park. Tagline: An adventure 65 million years in the making Initial Thoughts TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO I GOT THE GREATEST GIFT: JURASSIC PARK. Of all the things I’ve recapped that I love, this may be the one I love most. Yes, even more OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #139: Graveyard School #7: Slime Lake by Tom B. Stone by on 16 March 2018

Title: Graveyard School #7 – Slime Lake, a.k.a. “Protect The Environment! Or I’ll FUCKING KILL YOU!” Author: Tom B. Stone, a.k.a. Nola Thacker, a.k.a. D.E. Athkins Cover Artist: U.S. – Cam DeLeon, U.K. – ??? [Wing: That UK cover is something else!] Tagline: “You’ve Been Slimed!” (U.K. Version) Summary: Don’t Go In The Water! Marc OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #134: Bone Chillers #23: Romeo and Ghouliette by Betsy Haynes by on 22 February 2018

Title: Bone Chillers #23 – Romeo and Ghouliette a.k.a. “Hail, Hail Sirbania, A Land I Didn’t Make Up” Author: Betsy Haynes (Ryan Chipman (Based on the script by Regge Bulman and Clay Eide)) Cover Artist: Tim Jacobus Tagline: What fright through yonder window breaks? [Wing: Okay, that’s kind of delightful.] Summary: Cooking up trouble… Lexi knows there’s OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #133: Fear Street #45: Cat by R.L. Stine by on 20 February 2018

Title: Fear Street: Cat, a.k.a. “I Really, Really, REALLY Hate Barry Allen” Author: R.L. Stine Cover Artist: Bill Schmidt Tagline: C-A-T- spells murder. Summary: The cat came back… [Wing: Damn it, I have been earwormed.] Marty never liked the cat – it always got in the way at basketball practice. But he never meant to kill OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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cover of Strange Matter 2 The Midnight Game by Johnny Barnes

Recap #128: Strange Matter #2: The Midnight Game by Johnny Ray Barnes Jr., a.k.a. “Remember the Green Devils” by on 30 January 2018

Title: Strange Matter #2 – The Midnight Game Author: Johnny Ray Barnes Jr. Cover Artist: ??? Summary: Tyler Webb has been invited to attend a very special football game – a final showdown between two teams from Fairfield’s past. The only problem is, the game is scheduled for midnight and there’s no way Tyler’s parents OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #114: Graveyard School #15: The Fright Before Christmas by Tom B. Stone, A.K.A. “I STILL Can’t Believe It’s Not A Christmas Carol!” by on 10 December 2017

Title: Graveyard School #15 – The Fright Before Christmas Author: Tom B. Stone/Nola Thacker/D.E. Athkins Cover Artist: Mark Nagata [Wing: That cover is so much cheesy fun.] Tagline: N/A Summary: Have Yourself A Scary Little Christmas… Christopher hates Christmas. He calls it a howl-iday, not a holiday. The fat man in the red suit? Santa Claws. OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #102: Teen Wolf (1985) by on 4 November 2017

Title: Teen Wolf (1985) Summary: What’s a high school kid got to do to be popular? Just let down his hair and howl! Starring Michael J. Fox, Teen Wolf is an outrageous comedy about a shy teenager with more than a changing voice to contend with… he’s a budding young werewolf! And when his new-found OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #92: More Tales To Give You Goosebumps by R. L. Stine by on 30 September 2017

Title: More Tales To Give You Goosebumps Author: R.L. Stine Cover Artist: Tim Jacobus Summary: “Reader Beware – You’re In For Ten Summertime Scares!” Is Matt’s summer camp being taken over by an evil patch of poison ivy? Will Eric escape from his tank, now that he’s been turned into a fish? Can Tara help OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Recap #83: Even More Tales To Give You Goosebumps by R. L. Stine by on 31 August 2017

Title: Even More Tales To Give You Goosebumps Author: R.L. Stine Cover Artist: Tim Jacobus Tagline: N/A Summary:  Reader Beware– You’re In For Ten More Scares! Can Jeff convince his parents there’s a live mummy in the basement? Will Adam escape from a monstrous flying gargoyle? Is Brian’s boarding school turning kids into robots? Find OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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Bad Blood #1: Bad Blood by Debra Doyle and James Macdonald

Recap #55: Bad Blood #1: Bad Blood by Debra Doyle and James Macdonald by on 2 January 2017

Title: Bad Blood (Bad Blood #1) by Debra Doyle & James Macdonald Summary: It started with a group of teenagers telling scary stories around a campfire. No one believed Jay’s wild tale of moonlight and werewolves. They thought he was kidding when he said, “By morning, you’ll all be dead.” But Valerie saw the strange OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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13 More Tales of Horror

Recap #44: 13 More Tales of Horror Part Three by on 10 October 2016

Title: 13 More Tales of Horror by Various Summary: A terrifying journey into horror – thirteen tales guaranteed to fill you with fear. What are the mysterious creatures stalking the woods at night, and who will be their next prey? A chilling game of cat and mouse! Who is the mysterious party guest in the OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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I.O.U. by Nicholas Adams

Recap #43: I.O.U. by Nicholas Adams by on 19 September 2016

Title: I.O.U. by Nicholas Adams Summary: Haunted by recurring nightmares, high school junior Sharon Anders begins to confuse dreams with reality and is soon plunged into a desperate struggle between good and evil. Tagline: Someone has to pay… Note: As Dove requested, I’ve updated my template, because we now apparently call the Bad Guys Muffin OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »

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