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Skinwalkers coverSnark at the Moon! recaps: Recap #241: Skinwalkers (2006) (Wing on 13 Oct 2019)
Wing recaps Skinwalkers (2006) and THEY'RE WEREWOLVES NOT SKINWALKERS WTF. Also: plot holes, unsurprising plot twists, great bat comments, and Wing goes off on a sexualized female werewolf tanget.
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Cover of Friday the 13th the deluxe editionFriday the 13th movies, Let's Do It! recaps: Friday the 13th Rewind! Celebration (Wing on 13 Sep 2019)
    Happy Friday the 13th! And full Harvest Moon in my time zone. To celebrate, we’re going to do a quick rewind to all the recaps our beloved Virgin has done as she makes her way through the series for the first time. Friday the 13th: Damn it, I bet on the wrong horse! […]
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Child's Play 3 (1991)Child's Play Movies: Recap #220: Child’s Play 3 (1991) (JC on 6 May 2019)
JC of Oh God Why?! Nostalgia recaps Child's Play 3, wherein Chucky wears lipstick, Andy gets a haircut, and the grand finale takes place in an improbably detailed wild mouse coaster.
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Death Machine (1994)Other movies: Recap #215: Death Machine (1994) (JC on 18 Mar 2019)
JC of Oh God Why?! Nostalgia recaps Death Machine (1994), wherein Brad Dourif is the best thing in it. And there's a killer robot. And we're still not 100% on the lead character's tragic backstory.
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Necromentia (2009)Movie Recaps, Other movies: Recap #214: Necromentia (2009) (Dove on 14 Mar 2019)
Dove recaps Necromentia (2009) wherein: demons are dicks, humans don’t decompose, lawyers can't be trusted, singing pigs are massively dodgy, and I hope JC is still talking to me.
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Teen Wolf Too (1987)Snark at the Moon! recaps: Recap #207: Teen Wolf Too (1987) (bat on 20 Jan 2019)
  Title: Teen Wolf Too (1987) Summary: Todd Howard is a Hamilton University freshman with a full athletic scholarship: only Todd has no idea why, since he’s far more interested in veterinary medicine than sports. But his boxing coach, Bobby Finstock, is very familiar with the Howard family secret and he’s hoping he can use […]
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Child's Play 2 (1990)Child's Play Movies: Recap #198: Child’s Play 2 (1990) (Dove on 26 Nov 2018)
Dove recaps Child's Play 2 (1990) (and JC from Oh God Why?! Nostalgia weighs in), wherein Chucky is even more vicious, Andy is a much better actor, and the adults are useless, but that's ok, we've got Kyle, the coolest female in any horror movie ever.
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Child's Play (1988)Child's Play Movies: Recap #194: Child’s Play (1988) (JC on 9 Nov 2018)
And now for something special! JC of Oh God Why?! Nostalgia and Dove are recapping the entire Child's Play series together! Here JC recaps the first installment for your reading pleasure!
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Snark at the Moon! recaps: Recap #190: Cursed (2005) (Wing on 24 Oct 2018)
Title: Cursed (2005) Summary: A werewolf loose in Los Angeles changes the lives of three young adults who, after being mauled by the beast, learn that the only way to break the curse put upon them is to kill the one who started it all! [Wing: There is so much wrong with this summary.] [bat: It […]
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Mr Boogedy (1986)Other movies: Recap #189: Halloween Extravaganza 2018: Mr. Boogedy (1986) (bat on 22 Oct 2018)
Title: Mr. Boogedy (1986) Summary: The Davis family, who have recently moved to Lucifer Falls, realize that not all is as it seems in their new home. In fact, they are haunted by none other than Mr Boogedy! Notes: For those who remember this but can’t find a copy, it’s on YouTube or can be […]
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Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986)Friday the 13th movies, Let's Do It! recaps: Recap #188: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) (Virgin on 13 Oct 2018)
Title: Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) (theatrically: Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI) Summary: The writers pretend the events of the previous film (or two) were some sort of fever dream and decide that Tommy Jarvis (now version 3.0!) should inadvertently help resurrect our dead anti-hero, Jason Voorhees. Jason is really […]
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The Hole (2001)Other movies: Recap #174: The Hole (2001) (Dove on 7 Aug 2018)
Dove recaps The Hole (2001) wherein everyone over the age of eighteen is absolutely incapable of rational thought, and those under that age are terrifying.
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Friday 13th New Beginning Part V 1985Friday the 13th movies, Let's Do It! recaps: Recap #161: Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (Virgin on 13 Jun 2018)
Title: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1985) (aka Part V) Summary: Still haunted by his past, Tommy Jarvis – who, as a child, killed Jason Voorhees – wonders if the serial killer is connected to a series of brutal murders occurring in and around the secluded halfway house where he now lives. Tagline: The mindless, murderous […]
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Jurassic Park 25th anniversaryJurassic Park movies: Recap #159: Jurassic Park (1993) (Wing on 11 Jun 2018)
Title: Jurassic Park (1993) Summary: Genetically engineered dinosaurs run amok at a tycoon’s island amusement park. Tagline: An adventure 65 million years in the making Initial Thoughts TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO I GOT THE GREATEST GIFT: JURASSIC PARK. Of all the things I’ve recapped that I love, this may be the one I love most. Yes, even more […]
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Friday the 13th The Final ChapterFriday the 13th movies, Let's Do It! recaps: Recap #137: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (Virgin on 13 Mar 2018)
Title: Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (1984) (aka Part IV) Summary: After being mortally wounded and taken to the morgue, murderer Jason Voorhees spontaneously revives and embarks on a killing spree as he makes his way back to his home at Camp Crystal Lake. Tagline: Jason’s Back, and this is the one you’ve been […]
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Friday the 13th movies, Let's Do It! recaps: Recap #115: Friday the 13th, Part III 3D (Virgin on 13 Dec 2017)
Title: Friday the 13th Part III-3D (Out of eleventy-billion, am I right?) [Wing: Pretty much.] Summary: A carefree summer becomes a deadly nightmare for another group of naïve counselors who choose to ignore Camp Crystal Lake’s gruesome legacy. They find themselves in a bloody game of cat-and-mouse with the maniacal Jason who stalks their every move… […]
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Snark at the Moon! recaps: Recap #102: Teen Wolf (1985) (bat on 4 Nov 2017)
Title: Teen Wolf (1985) Summary: What’s a high school kid got to do to be popular? Just let down his hair and howl! Starring Michael J. Fox, Teen Wolf is an outrageous comedy about a shy teenager with more than a changing voice to contend with… he’s a budding young werewolf! And when his new-found […]
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A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)Nightmare on Elm Street movies: Recap #95: A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) (Dove on 13 Oct 2017)
Dove recaps her most beloved horror movie, A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984). It's a love fest. From beginning to end.
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The Howling cover werewolf claws tearing through a solid sheet and a woman's screaming face behind itSnark at the Moon! recaps: Recap #94: The Howling (1981) (Wing on 5 Oct 2017)
Title: The Howling Summary: After a bizarre and near fatal encounter with a serial killer, a television newswoman is sent to a remote mountain resort whose residents may not be what they seem. Tagline: Imagine your worst fear a reality. [Wing: Worst fear. Right.] [Bat: Being a werewolf isn’t my worst fear…] Initial Thoughts This […]
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cover image of Friday the 13th Part 2 with font in white on a black background. Red partially covers "Part 2"Friday the 13th movies, Let's Do It! recaps: Recap #87: Friday the 13th, Part 2! (Virgin on 13 Sep 2017)
Title: Friday the 13th Part 2 (I guess we’re not into Roman numerals yet?) [Wing: Well, the cover image I have is into Roman numerals, but there are a bunch out there without it.] Summary: Get ready for twice the terror with Friday the 13th Part 2: Deluxe Edition! Fives years after the massacre at Camp […]
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