Wing recaps Nightmare Hall 14: The Initiation by Diane Hoh and wants to punch the protagonist in the mouth. A lot. BECAUSE SHE WON’T STOP LYING TO PEOPLE WTF.
Wing recaps Skinwalkers (2006) and THEY’RE WEREWOLVES NOT SKINWALKERS WTF. Also: plot holes, unsurprising plot twists, great bat comments, and Wing goes off on a sexualized female werewolf tanget.
Happy Friday the 13th! And full Harvest Moon in my time zone. To celebrate, we’re going to do a quick rewind to all the recaps our beloved Virgin has done as she makes her way through the series for the first time. Friday the 13th: Damn it, I bet on the wrong horse! OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »
Wing recaps the final part of The Last Vampire 8 | Thirst 4: The Shadow of Death by Christopher Pike AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT DOES EVERYTHING GO WRONG GODDAMN IT PIKE.
Wing recaps The Last Vampire 8 | Thirst 4: The Shadow of Death chapters 15-21 and Sita is holding the idiot ball waaaaay too much of the time. Also: some people die.
Wing recaps The Last Vampire 8 | Thirst 4: The Shadow of Death by Christopher Pike (chapters 8-14) and not only do we have body swaps but now we have SEKRIT IDENTITIES and SURPRISE RETURNS and MORE.
Wing recaps Sweet Valley Twins Super Chillers 3 The Carnival Ghost by Francine Pascal and it is the best Sweet Valley book in the whole entire world.
Wing recaps the first 7 chapters of The Last Vampire 8 | Thirst 4 The Shadow of Death by Christopher Pike. Body snatching, baby vampires, and ESP science ahoy!
Title: Spellbound by Christopher Pike Summary: No one knew how the girl had died. They found Karen Holly in the mountain stream, her skull crushed. There was only one witness to the tragedy, Karen’s boyfriend, Jason Whitfield. He said a grizzly had killed her. But a lot of people didn’t believe him. They thought Jason OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »
Title: Cursed (2005) Summary: A werewolf loose in Los Angeles changes the lives of three young adults who, after being mauled by the beast, learn that the only way to break the curse put upon them is to kill the one who started it all! [Wing: There is so much wrong with this summary.] [bat: It OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »
Wing’s Fave 5 NoSleep Stories We’re back with Halloween Extravaganza 2018! I love horror stories and NoSleep has some great ones. Here are my fave 5 in no particular order, except that Down in the Library Basement is my #1. Down in the Library Basement by u/sleepyhollow_101 Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 There’s something OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »
Title: The Eternal Dawn by Christopher Pike Summary: Alisa has spent the past five thousand years as a vampire, living alone and fighting for survival. In her loneliness, Alisa cannot resist bringing Teri—a descendant of her human family—into her life. But Alisa is surrounded by death and destruction, and just by knowing Alisa, Teri’s life is OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »
Title: The Last Vampire #6: Creatures of Forever by Christopher Pike Summary: Alisa has fought every battle, against evil, against hate, and even against death itself. Now she nears the end of her incredibly long life and another unexpected force emerges to destroy her, or perhaps save her. But this force… is unlike anything she OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »
Title: Jurassic Park (1993) Summary: Genetically engineered dinosaurs run amok at a tycoon’s island amusement park. Tagline: An adventure 65 million years in the making Initial Thoughts TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO I GOT THE GREATEST GIFT: JURASSIC PARK. Of all the things I’ve recapped that I love, this may be the one I love most. Yes, even more OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »
Title: Last Vampire #5: Evil Thirst by Christopher Pike Summary: Alisa’s daughter, Kalika, a bloodthirsty monster with powers far beyond Alisa’s, is gone. It is Alisa’s task to track her down and destroy her. Yet Alisa still has trouble believing her daughter is totally evil. She still hopes to save Kalika, even if it means risking OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »
Title: Last Vampire #4: Phantom by Christopher Pike Summary: After five thousand years she was again mortal. The dead alchemist’s experiment has worked. Alisa is no longer a vampire, but a frail and confused human. Not only that — she is pregnant. The baby grows in her at supernatural speed. As the stranger watches. The stranger OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »
To celebrate 5 Years of Horror at Devil’s Elbow, Wing revisits our very first recap: Funhouse by Diane Hoh
Title: The Last Vampire #3: Red Dice by Christopher Pike Summary: Alisa and her former FBI partner, Joel, learn of a government plan to capture them in order to steal and analyze their vampire blood for the purpose of duplicating it, and when Joel is caught, Alisa risks her life to free him. Tagline: This time the OMG! What happens next??? Read on… »