Dove

I am the evil twin. I'm in a feud with Richie Tankersley Cusick, and I'm waging a war on over-used en-dashes and ellipsis. All of these things are related. I worship at the altar of the ISUZU TROOPER, BITCHES.
The Hole (2001)

Recap #174: The Hole (2001) by on 7 August 2018

Dove recaps The Hole (2001) wherein everyone over the age of eighteen is absolutely incapable of rational thought, and those under that age are terrifying.

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Wickedpedia by Chris Van Etten

Recap #63: Wickedpedia by Chris van Etten by on 10 April 2017

Dove recaps Wickedpedia by Chris van Etten, one of the new Point Horrors, that address the injustice of the lack of diversity of leads in PH: we need MOAR WHITE MALES. And that’s probably the least shitty thing about this book. Brace yourself.

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The Coach by M C Sumner - Scan by Mimi

Recap #61: Books of Blood 3: The Coach by M. C. Sumner by on 13 March 2017

Dove recaps Books of Blood 3: The Coach by M. C. Sumner, which is not really an accurate title, but behold EVEN MORE VAMPIRES, and they can look like anyone.

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Books of Blood 1: The Principal by M. C. Sumner

Recap #56: Books of Blood 1: The Principal by M. C. Sumner by on 16 January 2017

Dove recaps Books of Blood 1: The Principal by M. C. Sumner where Talli is going to save the world from vampires. And it’s as cool as it sounds.

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Hall Pass by Robert Hawks

Recap #52: Hall Pass by Robert Hawks by on 5 December 2016

Dove recaps Hall Pass by Robert Hawks, and still has no idea what it was about.

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The Accident by Diane Hoh

Recap #50: The Accident by Diane Hoh by on 21 November 2016

Dove recaps the Point Horror staple, The Accident by Diane Hoh, where a nice girl swaps places with a ghost and, shocker, that turns out to be a Very. Bad. Idea.

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Fatal Secrets by Richie Tankersley Cusick

Recap #48: Fatal Secrets by Richie Tankersley Cusick by on 7 November 2016

Dove recaps Fatal Secrets by Richie Tankersley Cusick, the love child of Cusick’s meandering dirge and Michael Bay’s assumption that explosions will fix everything.

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The Invitation by Diane Hoh

Recap #45: The Invitation by Diane Hoh by on 17 October 2016

Dove recaps The Invitation by Diane Hoh where a bunch of unfortunates are invited to the coolest party of the year… as the victims. It’s like The Purge, only less happens and nobody cares.

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