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Bailey School Kids by Marcia T. Jones and Debbie Dadey by Jude Deluca

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Jan 2018

Bailey School Kids by Marcia T. Jones and Debbie Dadey

  • 1: Vampires Don’t Wear Polka Dots
  • 2: Werewolves Don’t Go to Summer Camp
  • 3: Santa Claus Doesn’t Mop Floors
  • 4: Leprechauns Don’t Play Basketball
  • 5: Ghosts Don’t Eat Potato Chips
  • 6: Frankenstein Doesn’t Plan Petunias
  • 7: Aliens Don’t Wear Braces
  • 8: Genies Don’t Ride Bicycles
  • 9: Pirates Don’t Wear Pink Sunglasses
  • 10: Witches Don’t Do Backflips
  • 11: Skeletons Don’t Play Tubas
  • 12: Cupid Doesn’t Flip Hamburgers
  • 13: Gremlins Don’t Chew Bubble Gum
  • 14: Monsters Don’t Scuba Dive
  • 15: Zombies Don’t Play Soccer
  • 16: Dracula Doesn’t Drink Lemonade
  • 17: Elves Don’t Wear Hard Hats
  • 18: Martians Don’t Take Temperatures
  • 19: Gargoyles Don’t Drive School Buses
  • 20: Wizards Don’t Need Computers
  • 21: Mummies Don’t Coach Softball
  • 22: Cyclops Doesn’t Roller-Skate
  • 23: Angels Don’t Know Karate
  • 24: Dragons Don’t Cook Pizza
  • 25: Bigfoot Doesn’t Square Dance
  • 26: Mermaids Don’t Run Track
  • 27: Bogeymen Don’t Play Football
  • 28: Unicorns Don’t Give Sleigh Rides
  • 29: Knights Don’t Teach Piano
  • 30: Hercules Doesn’t Pull Teeth
  • 31: Ghouls Don’t Scoop Ice Cream
  • 32: Phantoms Don’t Drive Sports Cars
  • 33: Giants Don’t Go Snowboarding
  • 34: Frankenstein Doesn’t Slam Hockey Pucks
  • 35: Trolls Don’t Ride Roller Coasters
  • 36: Wolfman Doesn’t Hula Dance
  • 37: Goblins Don’t Play Video Games
  • 38: Ninjas Don’t Bake Pumpkin Pie
  • 39: Dracula Doesn’t Rock and Roll
  • 40: Lizards Don’t Ride Motorcycles
  • 41: The Bride of Frankenstein Doesn’t Bake Cookies
  • 42: Robots Don’t Catch Chicken Pox
  • 43: Vikings Don’t Wear Wrestling Belts
  • 44: Ghosts Don’t Ride Wild Horses
  • 45: Wizards Don’t Wear Graduation Gowns
  • 46: Sea Serpents Don’t Juggle Water Balloons
  • 47: Frankenstein Doesn’t Start Food Fights
  • 48: Dracula Doesn’t Play Kickball
  • 49: Werewolves Don’t Run for President
  • 50: The Abominable Snowman Doesn’t Roast Marshmallows
  • 51: Dragons Don’t Throw Snowballs
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